Political Joke of the Day!

[MarkDuffy]

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. ...

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says,
"Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says,
"Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The Air Force 1 Pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,
"Such arrogant asses back there.
Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window
and make 296 million people unbelievably happy."

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[MAX-1]

Rolf :d :d :d

[MarkDuffy]

Daaaaamn

Is this the thread that made Keith go bonkers, followed by Max, & then Woody?

:eek:

[Kokopelli]

A joke that never gets old... :D

I remember hearing that back in the days of Clinton.

[MAX-1]

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for one of his aides to come near.

"Yes father," said the aide. "I would really like to see George Bush and Dick Cheney before I die," whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do father," replied the aide. The aide sent the request to the White House and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Bush and Cheney would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Cheney commented to Bush, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Bush couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Bush's hand in his right hand and Cheney's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Bush spoke, "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." "Amen," said Bush. "Amen," said Cheney.

The old priest continued..." He died between two thieves. I would like to do the same."

[MarkDuffy]

A joke that never gets old... :D I remember hearing that back in the days of Clinton.

But no one laughed then.

Why?

They were safe & happy.

[Kokopelli]

Or, maybe it was because it wasn't funny? :rolleyes:

Now Max's joke? That was funny. :D

[MarkDuffy]

Now Max's joke? That was funny. :D

..... ;) .....

[MAX-1]

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Subject: Bush Monument



Dear Friends and Relatives,

I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, decimated the well-being of the majority of the population while he was there, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.


George W. Bush Monument Committee



P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far